Our club house and locker rooms are closed now.
Changing is in the car park.
Maximum of 3 balls now.
Special breed these golfers.
Three is when a golf ball hits the other pair!
I saw it happen once, when someone shanked a ball from the tee, hit one of the others stood By the trolleys, right in the b!.@*X a perfect bulls eye.
Guy was doubled up in agony.
It was probably quite serious.
The rest didn’t know whether to laugh....
A whole new meaning to 3 balls!
I didn’t hang around to see if the one on the tee asked for his ball back, or what the reply was!
Last edited by Oracle; 24-03-2020 at 10:19 AM.
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Bugger.
Yesterday morning they encouraged golf.
Last night they closed it.
😡🤬
Come on Boris, you know it makes sense and can still maintain social distancing.
On the tee at 13.40 Mr Stagger.
Yeeharr
Mmmmmmmm
Lovely.
Thanks WP
Took the money for nearest the pin.