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[Graham Breeze]

I'm beginning to wonder if Oracle hadn't already signed up under another name some time ago, given that he (or she) seems to have quite a cheerleader on here - sounds a bit too much like blowing his/her own trumpet to me. Is it possible that Oracle and Stagger are one and the same person?

I think that is even funnier than your petrol pump joke.

Although even that pales behind Mick Brown in today's Daily Telegraph, reviewing the Van Morrison concert last evening, suggesting he (Van the Man) has written "more than 500 original compositions".

I assume he meant 5 and his finger slipped. What is a sub-editor for?