So, the science driven Covid policy is that I can't go to my local, The Absurd Arms, and sit on the table to the left of the door with just a pint. But, I can go to my local, sit on the same table, with a pint PLUS a plate of 'pie and chips' (if I'm among those lucky ones who can afford the extra cost of the meal).

I think science is wonderful and I wish I'd been part of the controlled experiment that proved 'pie and chips' offer immunity to Covid. And it's not like a policy that encourages more eating of pub grub could have any unintended consequences which might exacerbate one's susceptibility to Covid (obesity) !

You couldn't make this up. Only THEY have!