Here you go Stolly.Originally Posted by Fellbeast
Haha you need to check the polarity of your compass Witton - I think your north is pointing south... and has been since at least 2016
Get yourself a nice rare T Bone, a couple of bottles of Timmy Taylors and strap yourself in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cABqG-BO9k8
see if we can recalibrate you - you seem to be malfunctioning
Richard Taylor
"William Tell could take an apple off your head. Taylor could take out a processed pea."
Sid Waddell
I don't eat steak unfortunately Witton (pescatarianHere you go Stolly.
Get yourself a nice rare T Bone, a couple of bottles of Timmy Taylors and strap yourself in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cABqG-BO9k8
see if we can recalibrate you - you seem to be malfunctioning) and am temporarily off beer too, even Timmy Taylors, trying forlornly to regain my hill running fitness. I tried that youtube video and even agreed with the first few points that they made - not letting people play tennis and golf is definitely daft and personally I'd also like gyms open too - but then they went off on one and it all went pear shaped from there...
Maybe halibut then. A nice meaty fishI don't eat steak unfortunately Witton (pescatarian
Have a good weekend. Looks like being a soggy one.
Richard Taylor
"William Tell could take an apple off your head. Taylor could take out a processed pea."
Sid Waddell
Why unfortunately? Scallops, lobster, oysters...why eat animal corpses? And I understand fine white burgundy is virtually calorie free.I don't eat steak unfortunately Witton (pescatarian
I’m obviously still drinking wine GrahamWhy unfortunately? Scallops, lobster, oysters...why eat animal corpses? And I understand fine white burgundy is virtually calorie free.
Up here in Teesdale, Barnard Castle council have had the foresight to invite Dom to be the 'celeb' to turn the Christmas Lights on this year, given that he's done so much to promote the town's profile internationally. We've not heard back from him yet - I guess he'll see! I suppose he might be a bit worried about.... (ahem), making a 'spectacle' of himself. Mind you, he has plenty of 'contacts' so the future looks rosy for him, or is that a smudge?
I promise to stop now
Am Yisrael Chai
Schadenfreude ill becomes you!Up here in Teesdale, Barnard Castle council have had the foresight to invite Dom to be the 'celeb' to turn the Christmas Lights on this year, given that he's done so much to promote the town's profile internationally. We've not heard back from him yet - I guess he'll see! I suppose he might be a bit worried about.... (ahem), making a 'spectacle' of himself. Mind you, he has plenty of 'contacts' so the future looks rosy for him, or is that a smudge?
I promise to stop now
Apparently, he's already been appointed as a Speccy Adviser to Barnard Castle Town Council.Up here in Teesdale, Barnard Castle council have had the foresight to invite Dom to be the 'celeb' to turn the Christmas Lights on this year, given that he's done so much to promote the town's profile internationally. We've not heard back from him yet - I guess he'll see! I suppose he might be a bit worried about.... (ahem), making a 'spectacle' of himself. Mind you, he has plenty of 'contacts' so the future looks rosy for him, or is that a smudge?
I promise to stop now
True, but sometimes sooooo nutritiousSchadenfreude ill becomes you!
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d8/f9/2b/d...unny-stuff.jpg
Am Yisrael Chai
There are apparently 53 cases at Sedbergh School - I am not sure of the pupil/teacher breakdown - it has 550 odd pupils - and the plan is, if they are boarders, to send them home. How to spread a bug!
