Quote Originally Posted by Fellbeast View Post
Never mind taking the illegal enhancing stuff, isn’t today’s mine field more about what you can take legally? You know ...asthma medication...)
Oh the moral dilemmas!

Think of poor old Bradley when Big Dave told him he needed an injection for his asthma.

"But I haven't got asthma Mr Brailsford"

"Of course you haven't you idiot but you are a mediocre road rider being propped up by Froomey and with this injection you can win the Tour, become immortal to your country men, be knighted by the Queen, become a millionaire, get your name on bikes and kit and never need to start doing an honest day's work.

You might need to tell a few lies afterwards but I am sure that won't trouble you...so shut up and bare your arm now. It won't hurt a bit".