Quote Originally Posted by mr brightside View Post
Apparently there is a shortage of turkeys. It's all over the news like some sort of disaster.

I'd have thought this fortuitous turn of events a major blessing no less, a gift from the gods. Instead of eating meat that tastes like sawdust for your snap, you can now just eat a leg of lamb or a nice gammon joint and save your bowels the trauma of the worst, driest meat in history. Just get a flipping medium doner and whack it in the oven.
Turkeys aren't all bad. On the rare occasions when I have been to our local Toby Carvery, I have usually asked for the turkey wing, which has some really tasty meat. Our local butcher sometimes has turkey drumsticks, which they sell ridiculously cheaply: the meat is again moist and tasty, and our cat really likes it. She sometimes lets her humans have some. Obviously I wouldn't subject the cat to the cruelty of eating turkey breast meat.