I should really put you in contact with my wife, so that you can explain to her that my running kit doesn't need cleaning.[Currently the socks from my last run are soaking in a bucket of water to await having the mud scrubbed off (by me), while the rest of the running kit from that run is in a separate bucket because it can't be allowed to contaminate the rest of the clothing in the laundry basket.]
As for my bikes, they do seem to survive with very little cleaning or TLC, but I do seem to be getting increasingly neurotic about punctures or other failures during rides.