Ha ha.
I stopped watching James Bond films around 40 years ago when I concluded that the pre-credit sequence was always the best bit but there was so much fuss about NTTD over Christmas that I weakened - but not for very long.
Looking for its running time on the web - 163 minutes, ie longer than Pulp Fiction - I came across the following review:
"The time to die is before watching this movie".
Well I thought it was funny!