Quote Originally Posted by noel View Post
Dog: "I'd love to stay and chat but I'm banned from talking to strangers".
On the subject of the intelligence of dogs I recommend the book Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus.

I did offer my chums their money back if they did not think it was a brilliantly enjoyable book but I fear if I offered the same on the Foum all those lurkers might appear and abuse my generous nature.

You know what Forum lurkers are like.