My life coach asked me 'where do you see yourself in 5 years?" I said "I think we'll still be using mirrors then"
My life coach asked me 'where do you see yourself in 5 years?" I said "I think we'll still be using mirrors then"
Am Yisrael Chai
What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers......taaah daaaah!
Am Yisrael Chai
Nats![]()
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So, I've read that in Dubai they never watch the Flintstones...
but...
Abu Ahabi Do
Am Yisrael Chai
I've ordered a chicken and an egg, separately from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
A joke for those who have a collie:
Knock knock
Bark, bark, bark, bark....
Pete Shakespeare - U/A
Going downhill fast
What's the sweetest subject on the curriculum?
History!
Why?
Cos it's full of dates...
Am Yisrael Chai
What is a fat pumpkin called?
A plumpkin.
"...as dry as the Atacama desert".
What is a pumpkin from the Yorkshire Dales called?
A bumpkin
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Staying with the curriculum theme...
How often do I tell Chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
Am Yisrael Chai