I announced "piecatcher" at one point to Mrs Noel - followed by a short conversation about what that would look like.
We encountered a piecatcher on a holiday in Devon. It's a variety of seagull that swoops down and grabs your pie before you have had a chance to eat it. [Actually it wasn't a pie, it was my wife's Cornish pasty. I suppose you shouldn't be eating Cornish pasties in Devon.]