Maybe someone should start a parkrun at Zouch, about 4 miles north of Loughborough. You could have a lovely route along the bank of the river Soar. However, they would have to ban people from arriving by car; the car park at the Rose & Crown wouldn't accommodate the hordes coming to do their Z parkrun (or even the numbers expected at any parkrun), and there isn't any other car parking nearer than Hathern, about a mile away, where there is a good bus service.