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    The red fell shoes now felt a little tight as she put them on ready for the initial run but that didnt deter jayn'e as she left the misty fell bed and breakfast and headed for the fellside. She was soon out of breath again and wondered if she might never manage more than afew hundred yards at a time.
    Walk, stagger, gasp, walk, gasp, it was hard work but the views came very fast and made the graft for height worthwhile, she could see three people in the distance, they got closer, she stopped , faster they came, runners for sure they must be and within a few seconds the now familiar shout of dont worry you will soon reach the top came and went as they sped by.
    Huh she thought it will take me ages to get to the top of this one, but just then a slower runner approached, she smiled at him and he stopped.
    Nearly finished my run, have you seen any others pass by , yes jayne replied only a couple of minutes ago. The man then proceeded to tell her that they had been out looking at the route of wednesday nights crinkly rocks fell race and that she would be most welcome to come along and for a couple of quid entry she would have a good laugh if nothing else.
    Oh i dont think id be fit enough she said, nonsense he replied, be at the pub wed night and you will be fine.
    I might do then not fully commiting herself.
    The man continued on his way and she carried on hers and eventually reached the trig point and sat down for a breather.
    The view was fantastic and she smiled to herself and thought maybe i might just enter that race after all but she couldn't stop thinking of how nice looking the man was, he had taken his shirt off and she was sure he had noticed her blushing as they chatted.

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    I didn't realise this was a competition for dullest entry of the year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf Tupper View Post
    I didn't realise this was a competition for dullest entry of the year.
    what chaper does jayne have sex

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    There'll be trouble if that bitch Jayne dumps me for a young, fit fell runner after all the years I've spent washing her smelly running kit .

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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    There'll be trouble if that bitch Jayne dumps me for a young, fit fell runner after all the years I've spent washing her smelly running kit .
    I've changed my mind. All that Jayne ever does is cause trouble. I'll be glad to get rid of her.

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    Who the Hell is this Jayne? What makes her think anyone is remotely interested in the bizarre ramblings of an incoherent blogger.
    As an insult i'm quite proud of that one!

    Your new bike looks smashing Emmilou , hope there is a matching outfit!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf Tupper View Post
    Who the Hell is this Jayne? What makes her think anyone is remotely interested in the bizarre ramblings of an incoherent blogger.
    I thought it was Daz getting in touch with his feminine side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf Tupper View Post
    Your new bike looks smashing Emmilou , hope there is a matching outfit!!!!
    I'm working on it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daz h View Post
    what chapter does jayne have sex
    You should know, daz

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    AND WHO IS IT WITH DAZ?????????????????????????????

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