There'll be trouble if that bitch Jayne dumps me for a young, fit fell runner after all the years I've spent washing her smelly running kit.
Who the Hell is this Jayne? What makes her think anyone is remotely interested in the bizarre ramblings of an incoherent blogger.
As an insult i'm quite proud of that one!
Your new bike looks smashing Emmilou , hope there is a matching outfit!!!!![]()
I can see Chris De Burgh writing a new song...........Lady in Pink.
AND WHO IS IT WITH DAZ?????????????????????????????![]()