jayne's diary

[Mark Smith]

ST's diary

Read Jayne's diary, well tried to get past the inpenetrable masses of text, only to get three lines in and give up. Found it harder to complete than any fell run.

All paint in house already dry so nothing doing there.

Fell asleep through utter tedium.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Woke having dreamt that Jayne was mutilated by a hippo with a low boredom threshold and a warped sense of justice when it comes to prose.

Felt much better, but wary of hippos now.

[daz h]

its a wonder how the little minx has managed nearly 400 views already
i think david needs to get tough with her

[Chris]

ST's diary

Read Jayne's diary, well tried to get past the inpenetrable masses of text, only to get three lines in and give up. Found it harder to complete than any fell run.

All paint in house already dry so nothing doing there.

Fell asleep through utter tedium.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Woke having dreamt that Jayne was mutilated by a hippo with a low boredom threshold and a warped sense of justice when it comes to prose.

Felt much better, but wary of hippos now.

The thing is, Swiss Toni, you don't have to read it.

People like you are so up your own arse that you think we want to read your obnoxious comments.

[Mark Smith]

Struth it was a joke - we're down the pub after all.

Obnoxious is a bit strong, just having a laugh. Yeah i took the piss a bit, but didn't judge anyone in the process, which you seem to be doing regarding me and we've never met.

Seriously, no offence was meant whatsoever. If you can't prat about down the pub on a friendly forum like this then what's the point?

Sure I don't have to read it, but the same applies to you and anything i might post.

Come on, lighten up, it's only a forum and a bit of messing about.

[greenleafer]

I think the hippo slant was quite a good idea.

have you been reading this ?

[Mud]

People like you are so up your own arse

your obnoxious comments.

His horse is blacker than a vole...

[Chris]

His horse is blacker than a vole...

Yes, I post some obnoxious stuff too but I don't pretend it's banter.

[Mark Smith]

People like you are so up your own arse that you think we want to read your obnoxious comments.

Yes, I post some obnoxious stuff too

Chris man, let it go.

Sorry that this has hijacked the thread.

Carry on Jayne...i promise i'll be good

[emmilou]

Chris man, let it go.

Sorry that this has hijacked the thread.

Carry on Jayne...i promise i'll be good

shouldn't you be running somewhere?

when's the next instalement - can I put this jackie collins book down?

[david]

There'll be trouble if that bitch Jayne dumps me for a young, fit fell runner after all the years I've spent washing her smelly running kit .

I've changed my mind. All that Jayne ever does is cause trouble. I'll be glad to get rid of her.