Fell Ponies??

[stevefoster]

How long should a ponies legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground, obviously.

[Fleeter]

I'm a short arse

[The Master]

I've become a p(h)on(e)y. Thanks Master/Monster.

Tis an honour to have you in the stable Marvin

[stevefoster]

I'm a short arse

Compared to who
Wife's bigger than me but only standing up!

[Fleeter]

everyone!! I'm only 5'4

[Deejay]

A man walks up to a shetland pony and asks:
"Do you have a sore throat?"
The pony replies:
"No, I’m just a little horse"


Sorry

[The Master]

My wife is only 5ft 3/4" but prone to acts of considerable and unusual violence...

[Deejay]

I'm a short arse

That you on the left?

[old un]

everyone!! I'm only 5'4

youre right you are a short arse

[Ambrosia Kid]

This is ultra lightweight for the runner wanting every advantage

Could you get hold of a couple of those we would look good cooling down after g,boro woods race.
Lets hope Amex comes up to G,boro he is buying everyone a crimbo pint!Serious I am me like!!!!!!!