Huh typical!! Everyone forget's it's my birthday too....as per usual! Everywhere is closed too, so it's not like I can get sloshed to celebrate!! Even the Mary Magdelene is demanding double time as it's a bank holiday!! Bet she doesn't charge Herod that much!!
Got to go, Mum says there's three wise guys just turned up with some Gold, Frankenstein & Grrr. Think they said their names were Dazspar, Brethasar & Mudchior. Quite how they got through customs with those packages I don't know.
Sounds like some Sheperds have turned up - well at least they said they spent a lot of time chasing sheep!!
Joseph is still threatening to kick my Mum out as he says he's not my father. When she told him I was a virgin birth, he replied "yeah virgin on the bl@@dy ridiculous"!! Eventually she owned up and said the holy spirit came upon her! Joseph said "I hope you had a bath afterwards then"!!!
Got to go, there's some goats trying to eat my bedding now. Will catch up with you all later for some sermons...
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