Fell running is better than sex because:
  1. Fell running lasts for more than ten minutes.
  2. You can meet new people and develop relationships during fell running.
  3. You can carry out a fell running reccie.
  4. You can do fell runs on your own.
  5. It's easier to explain your injuries.
  6. You can stop to eat during fell runs.
  7. Fells don't get jealous of other fells.
  8. You can freely discuss when, where, and how many friends you were with when you lost your fell running virginity.
  9. You actually want to remember when, where, and with whom.
  10. You can talk about your personal best performances.
  11. The only interesting disease to contract during fell running is insanity.
  12. It isn't embarrassing when people find out you train a lot on your own.
  13. If you need to pee, shit or vomit you can just go off to the side.
  14. It confuses the hell out of jealous spouses who can't figure out what they are jealous of and why it is so much fun.
  15. Nobody tells bad fell running jokes.
  16. You don't have to hide your copies of the FRM.
  17. You can plan for fell runs months in advance.
  18. You can enter fell races in advance.
  19. You can expect to get to at least one good fell race each week.
  20. You are allowed to use a head torch if it is dark.
  21. There is plenty of good craic and beer after a fell race.
  22. Waterproof clothes in rubber are essential for some events.
  23. It's good even if your partner goes too fast for you.
  24. You can chase sheep all day and not be considered abnormal (unless you are also Welsh).
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*With thanks to this website