Quote Originally Posted by southernsoftie View Post
Slowly, calmly make your way to the door, grab a good looking lady by the arm, get her to take you to her car, drive very quickly through narrow streets (and stairways) to your local bank, make sure you've lost your tail first. Get access to your safe deposit box, remove 10k each in various currencies, as well as your gun and German, Russian, Israeli, Manx passports. Chuck it all in your duffle bag and drive off to a safe house, where you can try and work out who framed you, and what they want from you.
I decided this was the best option. I tried to find a good looking lady but could only find Derek from accounts.

The bank is on a one-way street, so I moved 100 from my ISA into my current account using internet banking.

...hang on a minute. They're obviously intercepting communications. They've both driven off. I don't have a safe-house - should I go and hide in the toilets for ten minutes?