Cold breasts

[IanDarkpeak]

I'd rather suffer with shrunken sausage syndrome than be caught running in a woollen codpiece Broth :closed:

Buffalo used to do a pertex/pile codpiece, it was far too warm....

[Alexandra]

A woollen plunderhouse codpiece is the way ahead, preferably in merino wool.

Wouldn't this lead to socially unacceptable scratching?

[Alexandra]

Hi cyclops - this solution depends on how well-off you are in the breast dept. I'm built like a lamppost and therefore wear those super-enhancing Wonder-where-they've-gone bra's with not so much a chicken fillet insert as the whole damn bird.. One rather lovely upshot of this gel insert is that I now have terrifically warm breasts and have on occaision whipped out the insert and used them as impromtu hand-warmers. They seem to store heat fabulously and whereas I've suffered in the past with cold boobies, nowadays I get to look hot and feel warm too!!#
Just a thought. Obviously if you're built like a normal woman then you'd probably not be wearing this kind of brassiere on your runs...

I saw a recent news item about a woman whose life was saved when she crashed her car because she was wearing double chicken fillets that stopped her broken ribs from killing her. The story had a sad ending, as she then decided to have implants.

[daisy]

Love this post Daisy, I've a friend who suffers from cold hands when skiing, could this be the answer to her prayers...

Just be very very careful how you phrase this suggestion, Ian...

[daisy]

I saw a recent news item about a woman whose life was saved when she crashed her car because she was wearing double chicken fillets that stopped her broken ribs from killing her. The story had a sad ending, as she then decided to have implants.

You know, I used to think I'd like implants...but then I started running again and realised how much better off I am with me little fried eggs.... just one more thing I'm grateful to fell running for. :thumbup:

[Stef F]

Love this post Daisy, I've a friend who suffers from cold hands when skiing, could this be the answer to her prayers...

Nooo silly; it would be the answer to your cold hands/prayers IDP

[Alexandra]

Nooo silly; it would be the answer to your cold hands/prayers IDP

Well, if we're having THAT kind of conversation, I'm reminded of an anecdote in David Niven's autobiography where he went skiing in, I think, Scandinavia and to his horror found that his penis had shrunk to a tiny blue acorn. He was also surprised by the form of resuscitation applied by his more knowledgeable companions - not mouth to mouth but .....

[stevefoster]

Well, if we're having THAT kind of conversation, I'm reminded of an anecdote in David Niven's autobiography where he went skiing in, I think, Scandinavia and to his horror found that his penis had shrunk to a tiny blue acorn. He was also surprised by the form of resuscitation applied by his more knowledgeable companions - not mouth to mouth but .....

Mouth to acorn:w00t: I'm shocked Alexandra

[Tussockface]

Tiny blue acorn? What a show-off.

[Mike T]

Tiny blue acorn? What a show-off.

Why would it swell to such a size when he was skiing?