Today's poet

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Originally Posted by Hes

anyone know anything that rhymes with Quorn?;)

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Oh comon...............:rolleyes:

thats easy......

biscuit ****

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

and I raise you

Little Boy kneels at the foot of the bed,
Droops on the little hands little gold head.
Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Christopher Robin is saying his prayers.

God bless Mummy. I know that's right.
Wasn't it fun in the bath tonight?
The cold's so cold, and the hot's so hot.
Oh! God bless Daddy - I quite forgot.

If I open my fingers a little bit more,
I can see Nanny's dressing-gown on the door.
It's a beautiful blue, but it hasn't a hood.
Oh! God bless Nanny and make her good.

Mine has a hood, and I lie in bed,
And pull the hood right over my head,
And I shut my eyes, and I curl up small,
And nobody knows that I'm there at all.

Oh! Thank you, God, for a lovely day.
And what was the other I had to say?
I said "Bless Daddy," so what can it be?
Oh! Now I remember it. God bless Me.

Little Boy kneels at the foot of the bed,
Droops on the little hands little gold head.
Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Christopher Robin is saying his prayers

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and I'll see you with:

(Tiddly Pom)
The more it goes
(Tiddly Pom)
The more it goes
(Tiddly Pom)
On snowing.

And nobody knows
(Tiddly Pom)
How cold my toes
(Tiddly Pom)
How cold my toes
(Tiddly Pom)
Are growing.

The more it snows
(Tiddly Pom)
The more it goes
(Tiddly Pom)
The more it goes
(Tiddly Pom)
On snowing.

And nobody knows
(Tiddly Pom)
How gold my toes
(Tiddly Pom)
How cold my toes
(Tiddly Pom)
Are growing.

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Originally Posted by Hes

baking baked potatos
takes so much blooming time
they stay all hard for ages
and are very hard to rhyme
i really wish I'd thought this through
and gone for something faster
I'm feeling very hungry
and should have just had pasta

(Pam...eat you heart out Mrs!:D)

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Ha ha ! flippin eck that was quick!...nice one!

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Originally Posted by freckle

Oh comon...............:rolleyes:

thats easy......

biscuit ****

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Haha!! :D Scorn? Brawn? Spawn? ;)

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Originally Posted by freckle

Oh comon...............:rolleyes:

thats easy......

biscuit ****

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torn, forlorn, spawn, corn, drawn?...can't really see where the biscuit comes in...hee hee.

Sorry, I am blaming hunger. I did like your Milne poem, it was lovely.

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Originally Posted by freckle

Oh comon...............:rolleyes:

thats easy......

biscuit ****

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Now there's a poetry in-joke if ever there was one! :D

I've just had quite a pms about all this so will reply as soon as I can to them all.

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Originally Posted by Hes

baking baked potatos
takes so much blooming time
they stay all hard for ages
and are very hard to rhyme
i really wish I'd thought this through
and gone for something faster
I'm feeling very hungry
and should have just had pasta

(Pam...eat you heart out Mrs!:D)

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Ha ha. I'm sure there was a baked potato poem once before, many months ago. :) That'll be the next compilation.

Fell Poets, I'm off to sort my kit out for the Hebden tomorrow. Might catch you later. If not have a good evening! :D

sorry, couldn't resist this ryhming opportunity....

I've heard that DT is all brawn
and that Hes likes her quorn
Brother Harry is at times forlorn
and Freckle is subject to X runner's scorn
OW likes to watch the first dawn
While Tri articulates the voice of the torn
Old Mossy adores a freshly cut lawn
Merrylegs is a poet newly born
What unites this bunch? all tattered and torn?
Well that's easy innit?
Biscuit ****

I'll just get my coat!

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Originally Posted by freckle

sorry, couldn't resist this ryhming opportunity....

I've heard that DT is all brawn
and that Hes likes her quorn
Brother Harry is at times forlorn
and Freckle is subject to X runner's scorn
OW likes to watch the first dawn
While Tri articulates the voice of the torn
Old Mossy adores a freshly cut lawn
Merrylegs is a poet newly born
What unites this bunch? all tattered and torn?
Well that's easy innit?
Biscuit ****

I'll just get my coat!

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Brilliant! She shoots and she scores. Nice one Freckle. I was working on one and the phone rang so it is got ditched. It wasn't as good as this and it was a bit lewd so it is probably best for all that it is now consigned to the recycle bin where it belongs.;)

ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.

I have a great big appetite
for what I cannot say
I long for something filling
to take the pain away
it is always on my mind
there is a constant aching
I'll have to think of biscuit porn
while my potato is still baking!

hee hee

Baked Potato.

Potatoes are nice when they are baked,
In cottage cheese and chives they can be caked,
With butter and baked beans they can be nice,
Hot chilli con carne full of mexican spice,
Some people do them in a microwave ping ! ,
What a terribly stupid ignorant thing,
These triumphant tubers need treating with respect,
Place in a hot oven for the greatest effect,
This is what i do and i never hurry,
My favourite topping is vegetable curry.

By Matt Harmston

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Originally Posted by freckle

sorry, couldn't resist this ryhming opportunity....

I've heard that DT is all brawn
and that Hes likes her quorn
Brother Harry is at times forlorn
and Freckle is subject to X runner's scorn
OW likes to watch the first dawn
While Tri articulates the voice of the torn
Old Mossy adores a freshly cut lawn
Merrylegs is a poet newly born
What unites this bunch? all tattered and torn?
Well that's easy innit?
Biscuit ****

I'll just get my coat!

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Fantastic Freckle. I've had a glass of wine and can't even string a haiku together!

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Originally Posted by Hes

ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.

I have a great big appetite
for what I cannot say
I long for something filling
to take the pain away
it is always on my mind
there is a constant aching
I'll have to think of biscuit porn
while my potato is still baking!

hee hee

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ha ha. Top stuff!

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Originally Posted by tri-mind

Baked Potato.

Potatoes are nice when they are baked,
In cottage cheese and chives they can be caked,
With butter and baked beans they can be nice,
Hot chilli con carne full of mexican spice,
Some people do them in a microwave ping ! ,
What a terribly stupid ignorant thing,
These triumphant tubers need treating with respect,
Place in a hot oven for the greatest effect,
This is what i do and i never hurry,
My favourite topping is vegetable curry.

By Matt Harmston

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I like it TM. Especially the use of the word "ping" Did you quickly realise that "microwave" is a tricky one to rhyme :D

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Originally Posted by Hes

ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.

I have a great big appetite
for what I cannot say
I long for something filling
to take the pain away
it is always on my mind
there is a constant aching
I'll have to think of biscuit porn
while my potato is still baking!

hee hee

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Ha ha ha ha ha ! that is sooooooo funny...i can feel a new genre coming on......tatty ****...oh dear!

Tri your effort was much more respectable!

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Originally Posted by Hes

ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.

I have a great big appetite
for what I cannot say
I long for something filling
to take the pain away
it is always on my mind
there is a constant aching
I'll have to think of biscuit porn
while my potato is still baking!

hee hee

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Patience madam Hes
In both love and potatoes
Do not rush the "ping"

(With thanks to Tri-Mind for the use of the word "ping") :D

Yes slave and knave cave rave all a bit odd where as ping i think improves the line and gets me out of a hole.

There seems to be an underlying naughtiness creeping in again what with biscuit porn and rushing pings !.

oooh it is ready....oh I'm so excited....right, I'm off to get tucked in but I will be back (with a content, knowing smile on my face ;)) See you in a bit.xx

I'm off to read a book for a bit (What I talk about when I talk about running) but will check in later to see what the crack is.....have fun guys and gals :)

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Originally Posted by tri-mind

Yes slave and knave cave rave all a bit odd where as ping i think improves the line and gets me out of a hole.

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I can tell you've become a master poet with smart moves like that. :)

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Originally Posted by tri-mind

There seems to be an underlying naughtiness creeping in again what with biscuit porn and rushing pings !.

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What! Us! Never! Not the FPS! We are as pure as.............er, can't think of anything pure at the mo. It'll come to me!

ten minutes reading and freckle is a tired lady, think I am going to have an early one....

published poems from this here poetry thread
brings joy and happiness for all "who fear to tred"
its time for this sunspot to rest her weary head
to dream sweet dreams in her elvin (ish) bed

na night pals.......:)

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.


W B Yeats

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Originally Posted by freckle

ten minutes reading and freckle is a tired lady, think I am going to have an early one....

published poems from this here poetry thread
brings joy and happiness for all "who fear to tred"
its time for this sunspot to rest her weary head
to dream sweet dreams in her elvin (ish) bed

na night pals.......:)

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Goodnight dear leader ;):D

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

What! Us! Never! Not the FPS! We are as pure as.............er, can't think of anything pure at the mo. It'll come to me!

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As pure as driven snow,
Not the yellow stuff,
Don't ya know,
As pure as a new dawn,
Even if some of us,
Like Quorn;)

Goodnight freckle.

Goodnight Freckle .

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

As pure as driven snow,
Not the yellow stuff,
Don't ya know,
As pure as a new dawn,
Even if some of us,
Like Quorn;)

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Yesterday biscuit porn, today potato porn, tomorrow Quorn porn!

Who says we don't have standards! :D

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Yesterday biscuit porn, today potato porn, tomorrow Quorn porn!

Who says we don't have standards! :D

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Forecast says bad weather's coming back, if our standards slip, blame it on the ice;)

I have that Murakami book, it is an interesting read. Night night Freckle. sleep well.

I have returned satiated and am chomping on a juicy pair...oops I mean pear.:D

This Is Just To Say
by William Carlos Williams


I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

Poets one and all.

HHH on the wine,
Everything feeling fine,
His poetry published,
All he could have wished,
Everyone happy to be in the 'zine,
Finally the poetry is going to be seen,
From now on poets we shall be,
On my passport for her majesty.


By Matt Harmston

ha ha. what a great poem.

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Originally Posted by Hes

I have that Murakami book, it is an interesting read. Night night Freckle. sleep well.

I have returned satiated and am chomping on a juicy pair...oops I mean pear.:D

This Is Just To Say
by William Carlos Williams


I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

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Originally Posted by tri-mind

Poets one and all.

HHH on the wine,
Everything feeling fine,
His poetry published,
All he could have wished,
Everyone happy to be in the 'zine,
Finally the poetry is going to be seen,
From now on poets we shall be,
On my passport for her majesty.


By Matt Harmston

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Top stuff. I'm sozzled.

I know. Isn't is a shame you can't put your "profession" on your passport any more. I'd be "fellrunning poet" any day.

Cheeky Hes.

Naughty Hes is being rude,
Being cheeky about her food,
She's got a sexy potato and a beautiful pear,
Rhyming saucily about food without a care,
I think veg and fruit make her lewd.

By Matt Harmston

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Top stuff. I'm sozzled.

I know. Isn't is a shame you can't put your "profession" on your passport any more. I'd be "fellrunning poet" any day.

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It goes on your visa...that's what got me in trouble! Glad to hear you are sozzled HHH, I have got a bottle of vino to open and will have a glass in the bath, oooh the decadence.;)

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Originally Posted by Hes

It goes on your visa...that's what got me in trouble! Glad to hear you are sozzled HHH, I have got a bottle of vino to open and will have a glass in the bath, oooh the decadence.;)

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You've got some catching up to do lass. Get it down you. I'm nearly out for the count. :D

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Originally Posted by tri-mind

Cheeky Hes.

Naughty Hes is being rude,
Being cheeky about her food,
She's got a sexy potato and a beautiful pear,
Rhyming saucily about food without a care,
I think veg and fruit make her lewd.

By Matt Harmston

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Ha ha, masterful, Tri. I think hunger does strange things to me. Am feeling much better now.

HHH when anyone says they are drunk i always think of the guys on the boat in jaws as i think the scenes brilliant.


Farewell and adieu all you fair spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu all you ladies of spain.

'The time has come' the Walrus said 'To say goodnight and go to bed'
22 mile trot with fellow Fell Ponies tomorrow.
Goodnight all and enjoy your weekend;)