Oh comon...............:rolleyes:
thats easy......
biscuit ****
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and I'll see you with:
(Tiddly Pom)
The more it goes
(Tiddly Pom)
The more it goes
(Tiddly Pom)
On snowing.
And nobody knows
(Tiddly Pom)
How cold my toes
(Tiddly Pom)
How cold my toes
(Tiddly Pom)
Are growing.
The more it snows
(Tiddly Pom)
The more it goes
(Tiddly Pom)
The more it goes
(Tiddly Pom)
On snowing.
And nobody knows
(Tiddly Pom)
How gold my toes
(Tiddly Pom)
How cold my toes
(Tiddly Pom)
Are growing.
Fell Poets, I'm off to sort my kit out for the Hebden tomorrow. Might catch you later. If not have a good evening! :D
sorry, couldn't resist this ryhming opportunity....
I've heard that DT is all brawn
and that Hes likes her quorn
Brother Harry is at times forlorn
and Freckle is subject to X runner's scorn
OW likes to watch the first dawn
While Tri articulates the voice of the torn
Old Mossy adores a freshly cut lawn
Merrylegs is a poet newly born
What unites this bunch? all tattered and torn?
Well that's easy innit?
Biscuit ****
I'll just get my coat!
ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.
I have a great big appetite
for what I cannot say
I long for something filling
to take the pain away
it is always on my mind
there is a constant aching
I'll have to think of biscuit porn
while my potato is still baking!
hee hee
Baked Potato.
Potatoes are nice when they are baked,
In cottage cheese and chives they can be caked,
With butter and baked beans they can be nice,
Hot chilli con carne full of mexican spice,
Some people do them in a microwave ping ! ,
What a terribly stupid ignorant thing,
These triumphant tubers need treating with respect,
Place in a hot oven for the greatest effect,
This is what i do and i never hurry,
My favourite topping is vegetable curry.
By Matt Harmston
Yes slave and knave cave rave all a bit odd where as ping i think improves the line and gets me out of a hole.
There seems to be an underlying naughtiness creeping in again what with biscuit porn and rushing pings !.
oooh it is ready....oh I'm so excited....right, I'm off to get tucked in but I will be back (with a content, knowing smile on my face ;)) See you in a bit.xx
I'm off to read a book for a bit (What I talk about when I talk about running) but will check in later to see what the crack is.....have fun guys and gals :)
ten minutes reading and freckle is a tired lady, think I am going to have an early one....
published poems from this here poetry thread
brings joy and happiness for all "who fear to tred"
its time for this sunspot to rest her weary head
to dream sweet dreams in her elvin (ish) bed
na night pals.......:)
Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
W B Yeats
Goodnight freckle.
Goodnight Freckle .
I have that Murakami book, it is an interesting read. Night night Freckle. sleep well.
I have returned satiated and am chomping on a juicy pair...oops I mean pear.:D
This Is Just To Say
by William Carlos Williams
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Poets one and all.
HHH on the wine,
Everything feeling fine,
His poetry published,
All he could have wished,
Everyone happy to be in the 'zine,
Finally the poetry is going to be seen,
From now on poets we shall be,
On my passport for her majesty.
By Matt Harmston
Cheeky Hes.
Naughty Hes is being rude,
Being cheeky about her food,
She's got a sexy potato and a beautiful pear,
Rhyming saucily about food without a care,
I think veg and fruit make her lewd.
By Matt Harmston
HHH when anyone says they are drunk i always think of the guys on the boat in jaws as i think the scenes brilliant.
Farewell and adieu all you fair spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu all you ladies of spain.
'The time has come' the Walrus said 'To say goodnight and go to bed'
22 mile trot with fellow Fell Ponies tomorrow.
Goodnight all and enjoy your weekend;)