ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.
I have a great big appetite
for what I cannot say
I long for something filling
to take the pain away
it is always on my mind
there is a constant aching
I'll have to think of biscuit porn
while my potato is still baking!
hee hee
Baked Potato.
Potatoes are nice when they are baked,
In cottage cheese and chives they can be caked,
With butter and baked beans they can be nice,
Hot chilli con carne full of mexican spice,
Some people do them in a microwave ping ! ,
What a terribly stupid ignorant thing,
These triumphant tubers need treating with respect,
Place in a hot oven for the greatest effect,
This is what i do and i never hurry,
My favourite topping is vegetable curry.
By Matt Harmston
Fantastic Freckle. I've had a glass of wine and can't even string a haiku together!Originally Posted by freckle
ha ha. Top stuff!
I like it TM. Especially the use of the word "ping" Did you quickly realise that "microwave" is a tricky one to rhyme
Ha ha ha ha ha ! that is sooooooo funny...i can feel a new genre coming on......tatty ****...oh dear!
Tri your effort was much more respectable!
Patience madam Hes
In both love and potatoes
Do not rush the "ping"
(With thanks to Tri-Mind for the use of the word "ping")
Yes slave and knave cave rave all a bit odd where as ping i think improves the line and gets me out of a hole.
There seems to be an underlying naughtiness creeping in again what with biscuit porn and rushing pings !.
oooh it is ready....oh I'm so excited....right, I'm off to get tucked in but I will be back (with a content, knowing smile on my face) See you in a bit.xx
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