I don't want to think about what you do for a job then.Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
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I don't want to think about what you do for a job then.Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Erotic dancerQuote:
Originally Posted by marshmallow
Don't call me individual. I'm weird.
Yeah, you're from the Isle of Man,.......i thought no man was an island :pQuote:
Originally Posted by skennaugh
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Originally Posted by FellMonster
Yes, I sympathise. I know exactly which individuals. We have to accept these people into society anyhow.
George alright these days?
I suspect you speak to him as much as I do, but yes he's well i think. He;s yet to fulfill his potential and still likes a bedtime story before I tuck him in, but doing very well ta....he asks after Auntie KS sometimes :pQuote:
Originally Posted by marshmallow
Hmmmm, it is time for my bedtime story and to be tucked in...
Haha....which story would you like? The naughty fellpony that needed whipped?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Maybe the one about that mighty stallion tonight? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Oh I think you must mean LOVE AT THE STUDFARM II
That's the one :DQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
A real thriller with some equally alluring illustration and photography
Yep! That will give me some sweet dreams for sure :D
Night my lovelies! xx
Night Han, I'm off myself shortlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
OK, I will warm the bed...Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Not an island, but it is my island.Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Seriously though, i'm hungry, i could eat a horse or a pony for starters:D
Patriotism is alive! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by skennaugh
They're be no horse eating while I've got my hooves :pQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Not really patriotism. It's just mine.
I have no use for society, i met some of them in Marks & Spencer last week and was unimpressed. They all seemed to be drifting around aimlessly on the off chance they might see a nice "top" they could buy. What the testicles is a "top". Why cant they were proper clothes? Im sure Mrs Master doesnt go round looking for "tops":rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by marshmallow
And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that
I witnessed some of this society too last week in Maryport, they are without doubt a strange bunch and some of them need a good wash:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I happen to know that you frequent M & S for posh food on occasions sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
And are you calling me fat?
I don't know about Merrylegs but has anyone else noted the similarity with Amex.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by XRunner
Except perhaps as a snack for the fat knackers, peperami perhaps ??:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
That photograph has disturbed me.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Then I remembered....female baboons on heat display similar characteristics to Fellmonster running up hills:eek::D
CHUBBY :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I can't cope with chubby, I am fattist...:D
No point buying you fudge and cake then?? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
:eek: Steady on sir :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by XRunner
The only time my ass is that colour is when I've been a very very bad boy indeed
And last night, inspired by the bedtime story telling :D:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
I thought you BAKED those lemon drizzle cakes, not bought them? :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
Fudge was nice, ta! I don't do fat or get fat, or even chubby, so keep them coming :)
Well I bought the ingredients... The baking was all my own work!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Wrong thread, you should be here.Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
That is correct...i go with the intention of purchasing posh food, select my food items briskly and leave. I do not amble around the aisles looking at "tops"Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Now vest weather is here i have noticed early signs of bingo wings on you
@rse... I had not spotted the bingo wings :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
The cakes were most excellent... I think you should keep your hand in and bake me another :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dominion
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Originally Posted by Hanneke
Two points to note:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
1) I ran today and do NOT have bingo wings chubby toes (The Master not Han )
2) On Monday night I made the error of opening the front door while clad in only my boxer shorts (it was nearly midnight).......only to be wolf whistled by a passing crowd of females, who proceeded to whisper loudly about my amazing body as the walked on the street.........I tried the same last night but they weren't around...i think they were seriously impressed tho :p
But a passing dog was seen licking its lips:pQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
I tell no lies ML.....it happened.....the wife has been teasing me ever since
And keeping you fully clothed? I believe you sir;)Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
That is a contradiction in terms... you can't whisper loudly :D Either they were whispering and you could not hear what they said and you are making this all up, OR they were shouting with excitement... Hmmmm... whihc one will it be?Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Have to agree with you on that sir. So are we going to send Merry and Pudgy to fat camp?;):DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master