Fell Ponies??

[XRunner]

Well I bought the ingredients... The baking was all my own work!

Wrong thread, you should be here.

[The Master]

I happen to know that you frequent M & S for posh food on occasions sir.
And are you calling me fat?

That is correct...i go with the intention of purchasing posh food, select my food items briskly and leave. I do not amble around the aisles looking at "tops"

Now vest weather is here i have noticed early signs of bingo wings on you

[Hanneke]

Now vest weather is here i have noticed early signs of bingo wings on you

@rse... I had not spotted the bingo wings

[Hanneke]

Well I bought the ingredients... The baking was all my own work!

The cakes were most excellent... I think you should keep your hand in and bake me another

[FellMonster]

@rse... I had not spotted the bingo wings

That is correct...i go with the intention of purchasing posh food, select my food items briskly and leave. I do not amble around the aisles looking at "tops"

Now vest weather is here i have noticed early signs of bingo wings on you

Two points to note:

1) I ran today and do NOT have bingo wings chubby toes (The Master not Han )

2) On Monday night I made the error of opening the front door while clad in only my boxer shorts (it was nearly midnight).......only to be wolf whistled by a passing crowd of females, who proceeded to whisper loudly about my amazing body as the walked on the street.........I tried the same last night but they weren't around...i think they were seriously impressed tho

[stevefoster]

2) On Monday night I made the error of opening the front door while clad in only my boxer shorts (it was nearly midnight).......only to be wolf whistled by a passing crowd of females, who proceeded to whisper loudly about my amazing body as the walked on the street.........I tried the same last night but they weren't around...i think they were seriously impressed tho

But a passing dog was seen licking its lips

[FellMonster]

I tell no lies ML.....it happened.....the wife has been teasing me ever since

[stevefoster]

I tell no lies ML.....it happened.....the wife has been teasing me ever since

And keeping you fully clothed? I believe you sir

[Hanneke]

to whisper loudly

That is a contradiction in terms... you can't whisper loudly Either they were whispering and you could not hear what they said and you are making this all up, OR they were shouting with excitement... Hmmmm... whihc one will it be?

[Deejay]

I have no use for society, i met some of them in Marks & Spencer last week and was unimpressed.

And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that

Have to agree with you on that sir. So are we going to send Merry and Pudgy to fat camp?