How long should a ponies legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground, obviously.
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How long should a ponies legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground, obviously.
I'm a short arse :D
Tis an honour to have you in the stable Marvin:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marvin
Compared to who:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleeter
Wife's bigger than me but only standing up!
everyone!! I'm only 5'4 :D
A man walks up to a shetland pony and asks:
"Do you have a sore throat?"
The pony replies:
"No, I’m just a little horse"
Sorry
My wife is only 5ft 3/4" but prone to acts of considerable and unusual violence...
That you on the left?;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleeter
youre right you are a short arse :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Fleeter
Could you get hold of a couple of those we would look good cooling down after g,boro woods race.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Lets hope Amex comes up to G,boro he is buying everyone a crimbo pint!Serious I am me like!!!!!!!:D :D
I'm 5 4 too. I was thinking of becoming a pony, but if you're 5 4 ist I'll have to reconsider. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by old un
No offence master, but that is understandable listening to all that DRIVEL, your words not mine!:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
HOO-YEAH!
Vest arrived today :D
first outing will be some time in January - Ovenden, Lamb's Longer Leg, Stanbury Splash... one of those...
again... :D
She doesnt actually listen to it you know...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
If you lot ever go lame and can't run over hills anymore you could always become guide ponies for blind people,
http://www.guidehorse.org/
When I first heard about this I was convinced it was a joke. It isn't..... :eek:
:) I'm no longer a short arse then, towering above you at a massive 5 ft 6.5 inches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleeter
I have found this to be a common trait in women, no matter what size they are. Its seems to increase in frequency from marriage onwards:eek: and reaches a peak when they are in labour i.e "Get away from me you bas'/$rd, its all your fault" There seems to be no known cure:(Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Ooooh got an exciting package through the post today -yep me vest has arrived and it fits!!!:D
Does that mean you can take them in shops and pubs?:)Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
Def!! it always says on the door, no dogs, except guide dogs. Hey no mention of miniature 'osses!
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Originally Posted by The Master
'osses ? Are you cross posting from the accents thread? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by brett
us Yorkshire Lads can never find our h's
When our 2 lads were small they used to come back from the childminder full of having spent some time with 'elen.
"Helen" I used to correct them
This went on for weeks then I found out she was, in fact, called Ellen!! :o
Nowt wrang wi reet folk, tha knaws. Even if you've no idea what the're talking about.
WOT????Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
I have absolutely no idea wot i'm talking about as usual.
That's why you blend into the fell ponies so well, none of us have. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
A bunch of misfits who fit together eh? Its nice to belong:DQuote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Apart from myself, Merrylegs and some junior Ponies, who else is doing the Stoop tomorrow??
in an honorary position!!
is that similar to the wheelbarrow?Quote:
Originally Posted by brett
It is - but usually towards the end of the race!
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Originally Posted by greenleafer
Bit cold up there today! Should have sported one of DJ's fancy coats:)
Was about to take a leak before the race in a quiet spot miles from anyone but was disturbed by a fellow who turned out to be Merrylegs!...had time for a quick chat before i had to seek a quiet place to finish what id started:cool:
Enjoyed the race and was waiting at the finish to cheer Merrylegs and any others in when someone kindly pointed out my gashed fetlock....enough blood to impress the kids who were frozen in the car after junior races....had to limp away....couldnt feel it as it was cut by ice plunging into a bog (im not normally heavy enough to crack ice)
Hope you enjoyed it Steve!
good running ponies :D
Sorry to disturbe your call of nature Master, but i too was looking for a good spot to delubricate. Managed to stay upright only just. Avoided a pile up in front of me. It was a Club pile up so i didn't want to gatecrash. Sorry to hear about the fetlock, hope its not serious, vets bills are extortionate these days. Good race, thoroughly enjoyed it. Warm down took about .3 of a nano second then i was freezing again, All the best for Christmas you ponies, see ya soon.
I picked up exactly the same injury - fetlock gash caused by ice, didn't notice the blood until I'd washed the mud off. Which leg, Master? Mine was the right.
Managed to miss all the other Ponies; I guess most vests were hidden beneath windproof tops. I was running in my CVFR hoops today, but will be donning the horse blanket for the Coley Canter.
Both my front legs:cool:
The right one was caked in blood but disappointingly minor when i got home and scrubbed all the mud and horsehair off tho:p
Ice skates would have been good today, we could have had Ponies on ice for crimbo or even ice horse hockey, or should that be ice polo:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tussockface
Merrylegs, etiquette please, I hope you did not surprise the Master in his compromised position, you did not stop him midflow did you!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
The correct dose of levothyroxine should get you back up to speed though its take a while to know what the correct dose is. :confused:
There seemed to be quite a lot of blood and snot about today, isn't that right master, glad I was otherwise engaged.
Merry Christmas to all, hope to see some of you on Xmas recce.
Always seem to walk in or open my mouth at the wrong time:eek: I'll get me coat. Had this underactive thyroid thingy for about seven years now. Got to go back to vets early next year for more tests. He's been upping me dosage the past year. Runs in the stable, me dad had it and so does my sister, but hey people have had worse, I'll just keep on keeping on. No blood from me, i'm too tight, but plenty of snot. Everyone have a good Xmas recce, wish i could be there but too busy with family, stay safe:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Your placing of 15th was particularly impressive then if you actually did the whole race on all fours, rather than just the slippery bits like the rest of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master