Fell Ponies??

[Just a Lurker!]

youre right you are a short arse

I'm 5 4 too. I was thinking of becoming a pony, but if you're 5 4 ist I'll have to reconsider.

[Ambrosia Kid]

My wife is only 5ft 3/4" but prone to acts of considerable and unusual violence...

No offence master, but that is understandable listening to all that DRIVEL, your words not mine!

[DazTheSlug]

HOO-YEAH!

Vest arrived today

first outing will be some time in January - Ovenden, Lamb's Longer Leg, Stanbury Splash... one of those...

again...

[The Master]

No offence master, but that is understandable listening to all that DRIVEL, your words not mine!

She doesnt actually listen to it you know...

[dominion]

If you lot ever go lame and can't run over hills anymore you could always become guide ponies for blind people,

http://www.guidehorse.org/

When I first heard about this I was convinced it was a joke. It isn't.....

[Stolly]

everyone!! I'm only 5'4

I'm no longer a short arse then, towering above you at a massive 5 ft 6.5 inches.

[stevefoster]

My wife is only 5ft 3/4" but prone to acts of considerable and unusual violence...

I have found this to be a common trait in women, no matter what size they are. Its seems to increase in frequency from marriage onwards and reaches a peak when they are in labour i.e "Get away from me you bas'/$rd, its all your fault" There seems to be no known cure

[Multiterrainer]

Ooooh got an exciting package through the post today -yep me vest has arrived and it fits!!!

[The Master]

If you lot ever go lame and can't run over hills anymore you could always become guide ponies for blind people,

http://www.guidehorse.org/

When I first heard about this I was convinced it was a joke. It isn't.....

Does that mean you can take them in shops and pubs?

[brett]

Def!! it always says on the door, no dogs, except guide dogs. Hey no mention of miniature 'osses!

Does that mean you can take them in shops and pubs?