Today's poet

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

I was venturing towards a hob nob poem myself, then realised where it was leading. :eek: And quickly retreated.

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Very wise....;)

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Originally Posted by Hes

cor blimey mister...going to have to have a lie down and recover soon!:eek::D

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Crumbs!

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Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak

what about a suggestive digestive poem

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ha ha ha...you could be the man for the job...I'm spent!:D

Tri! Hes! stop it! I'm coming over all unnecessary!

and Hes.....it has to be the lass with the watercolours in a field. Christ! it wasn't you was it???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Crumbs!

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There won't be many of those if I get my hands on some hobnobs...waste not, want not!:D

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA
:D:D:D

Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

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Originally Posted by Old Whippet

Tri! Hes! stop it! I'm coming over all unnecessary!

and Hes.....it has to be the lass with the watercolours in a field. Christ! it wasn't you was it???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No, it was my big sister, she taught me everything she knows (about chocolate)...ha ha.:D

Digestives

tasty chrunchie bite
until dunked in steamy tea
soggy mess in cup

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Originally Posted by freckle

Talking the biscuit

Tonight i intended to write
poetry of life, love and insight
but instead look what I have done
I've had lots of fun
describing various sweet treats
and jammy dodger feats


at this rate I'll never be poet laurete
well all i can say is "sod it!!!"
as long as I have a wagon wheel
as a part of my main meal
I'll be a happy little bunny
and all will be quite funny

this verse now is getting just silly
must stop talking biscuit willy nilly
so my friends, goodbye and adieu
I'm off for a chocolate covered fleur!!!!
but i leave you with this final thought....

"a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips"..unless you are a fellrunner that is!!!

oh dear (again)

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Tea Hee:D:D That's a yummy one Freckle - well done.

I can't stop laughing :D:D excellent biscuit-based porno poetry everyone :cool: