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Thread: Today's poet

  1. #4221
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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Old Whippet View Post
    squashed files in pastry
    a disappointing biscuit
    called Garibaldi
    Excellent typo (presumably )!
    Poacher turned game-keeper

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    Re: Today's poet

    Ringtons ginger snaps
    dunked into licorice tea
    warm spice and sweetness

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Old Whippet View Post
    squashed files in pastry
    a disappointing biscuit
    called Garibaldi
    I really liked this OW, good to see you back on this thread!

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    jammy dodger trauma

    ian dark peak a fine runner
    took one jammy dodger too far
    his friend lit a match,
    near that bare grassy patch
    and now he lives in a star....Ouch!

    oh dear.."i'll get me coat"
    Like it

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    Re: Today's poet

    flickering tongue
    unleashing the heat within
    chocolate ginger

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    Re: Today's poet

    haiku biscuit porn
    new form has runners getting
    over excited!

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    Re: Today's poet

    Biscuit Porn.

    I caress your rounded sides,
    Your smooth darkness in my hand,
    Up and down my hand glides,
    The taste of you in my mouth is grand,
    Your creamy goodness explodes on my tongue,
    It's down my throat deep inside me,
    I can't believe it this is so wrong,
    A Hob-Nob dipped in a cup of tea.

    By Matt Harmston.

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    Re: Today's poet

    I was venturing towards a hob nob poem myself, then realised where it was leading. And quickly retreated.

    Quote Originally Posted by tri-mind View Post
    Biscuit Porn.

    I caress your rounded sides,
    Your smooth darkness in my hand,
    Up and down my hand glides,
    The taste of you in my mouth is grand,
    Your creamy goodness explodes on my tongue,
    It's down my throat deep inside me,
    I can't believe it this is so wrong,
    A Hob-Nob dipped in a cup of tea.

    By Matt Harmston.

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by tri-mind View Post
    Biscuit Porn.

    I caress your rounded sides,
    Your smooth darkness in my hand,
    Up and down my hand glides,
    The taste of you in my mouth is grand,
    Your creamy goodness explodes on my tongue,
    It's down my throat deep inside me,
    I can't believe it this is so wrong,
    A Hob-Nob dipped in a cup of tea.

    By Matt Harmston.
    cor blimey mister...going to have to have a lie down and recover soon!

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    Re: Today's poet

    what about a suggestive digestive poem

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