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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    I was venturing towards a hob nob poem myself, then realised where it was leading. And quickly retreated.
    Very wise....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    cor blimey mister...going to have to have a lie down and recover soon!
    Crumbs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak View Post
    what about a suggestive digestive poem
    ha ha ha...you could be the man for the job...I'm spent!

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    Tri! Hes! stop it! I'm coming over all unnecessary!

    and Hes.....it has to be the lass with the watercolours in a field. Christ! it wasn't you was it???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    Crumbs!
    There won't be many of those if I get my hands on some hobnobs...waste not, want not!

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    Re: Today's poet

    You are all so wrong!

    Sweet Dreams
    It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
    With thrills and flavours to devour,
    They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
    And to savour any hour.
    Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
    All biscuit and vanilla,
    And if your mam says they're not allowed
    You can stuff them under ya pilla.

    And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA


    Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.
    Am Yisrael Chai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Whippet View Post
    Tri! Hes! stop it! I'm coming over all unnecessary!

    and Hes.....it has to be the lass with the watercolours in a field. Christ! it wasn't you was it???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No, it was my big sister, she taught me everything she knows (about chocolate)...ha ha.

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    Re: Today's poet

    Digestives

    tasty chrunchie bite
    until dunked in steamy tea
    soggy mess in cup

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Talking the biscuit

    Tonight i intended to write
    poetry of life, love and insight
    but instead look what I have done
    I've had lots of fun
    describing various sweet treats
    and jammy dodger feats


    at this rate I'll never be poet laurete
    well all i can say is "sod it!!!"
    as long as I have a wagon wheel
    as a part of my main meal
    I'll be a happy little bunny
    and all will be quite funny

    this verse now is getting just silly
    must stop talking biscuit willy nilly
    so my friends, goodbye and adieu
    I'm off for a chocolate covered fleur!!!!
    but i leave you with this final thought....

    "a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips"..unless you are a fellrunner that is!!!

    oh dear (again)
    Tea Hee That's a yummy one Freckle - well done.
    Am Yisrael Chai

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    I can't stop laughing excellent biscuit-based porno poetry everyone
    Poacher turned game-keeper

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