Tonight's Real Ale

[IanDarkpeak]

Ive just had a thought - whats gets you hammered quicker - real ale of lager e.g fosters.

Because by the sounds of things, all yee real ale drinking fell runners who are going to be at the xmas on the fells are going to be able to drink me under the table.

Not that i want to be keeping up, just i dont want to be trollied by the time you're all only just feeling tipsy haha.

the difference Al is quality over quantity, Why drink 8 pints of watery chemical fizz when you can savour 5 pints of heaven

[Al Fowler]

the difference Al is quality over quantity, Why drink 8 pints of watery chemical fizz when you can savour 5 pints of heaven

Well ill see if your words of wisdom are put into practice by the old folk on thee xmas on the fells.

[dominion]

the difference Al is quality over quantity, Why drink 8 pints of watery chemical fizz when you can savour 5 pints of heaven

Why not just drink 8 pints of heaven?

[Pilgrim]

the difference Al is quality over quantity, Why drink 8 pints of watery chemical fizz when you can savour 5 pints of heaven

Unless you want to try for my record... 18 pints of Guiness in 3 hours.
Landlady nicknamed me '...a fish'.
[It's her own fault! I'd been visiting my parents and went to the pub I used to go to near school. She sat me with her son who used to go to the same school... anyway, every 3rd pint was on the house(!) so what else could I do?]

[Al Fowler]

Unless you want to try for my record... 18 pints of Guiness in 3 hours.
Landlady nicknamed me '...a fish'.
[It's her own fault! I'd been visiting my parents and went to the pub I used to go to near school. She sat me with her son who used to go to the same school... anyway, every 3rd pint was on the house(!) so what else could I do?]

God, i guess 'wrecked' is an under-statement.

[IanDarkpeak]

Unless you want to try for my record... 18 pints of Guiness in 3 hours.
Landlady nicknamed me '...a fish'.
[It's her own fault! I'd been visiting my parents and went to the pub I used to go to near school. She sat me with her son who used to go to the same school... anyway, every 3rd pint was on the house(!) so what else could I do?]

I was talking ratios but come on Pilgrim can you honestly tell me you could taste anything after 10 pints....

[Al Fowler]

I was talking ratios but come on Pilgrim can you honestly tell me you could taste anything after 10 pints....

Or see, hear, smell, touch, walk, talk or even breath. ha

[IanDarkpeak]

God, i guess 'wrecked' is an under-statement.

oo that reminds me of the "Frog and Parrott" on west street in Sheffield. they had two beers brewed on the premises "Wreckless" and "roger and out" Liquid dynamite, I seem to remember that they only served you three pints and that was it. Can any one else remember this?

[Pilgrim]

God, i guess 'wrecked' is an under-statement.

I walked home!

(Mind you I did find mud all over my clothes in the morning!)

[Pilgrim]

I was talking ratios but come on Pilgrim can you honestly tell me you could taste anything after 10 pints....

Don't know! Can't remember! (In my defence, it was about 20 year ago.)