Unless you want to try for my record... 18 pints of Guiness in 3 hours.

Landlady nicknamed me '...a fish'.
[It's her own fault! I'd been visiting my parents and went to the pub I used to go to near school. She sat me with her son who used to go to the same school... anyway, every 3rd pint was on the house(!) so what else could I do?

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