"It's OK, He won't bite"

[Alf]

I've just walked to the Co-op. Our village appears free of Ebola, there's little if any discernable hurricane damage about, and IS aren't invading Ilkley Moor

I can just see the headline tomorrow "Ebola infected IS fighters disguised as fallen trees were about to attack a Wharfedale Co-op but aborted their plan at the last minute due to the presence of a 'Super Moderator' in the area"