some odd goings on at the bbc.....
"Odd goings on down at BBC TV Centre. New head of comedy Mark Freeland
reveals that he discovered evidence of a mystery person sleeping in
his office. 'It got ridiculous: the blinds were down, the television
was turned round and there were crisp packets on the floor,' he says.
'Someone was living in my office overnight! I came within a whisker
of hiding in the cupboard because I became really obsessed about who
it was. But then I thought that a month into my tenure here, if
someone found me in a cupboard, it could be construed as a nervous
breakdown. So I didn't.' A human resources task force was summoned to
evict the phantom kipper apparently, but no word on whether they were
found, and more importantly, if they were identified. There maybe
hundreds of job cuts happening at the BBC at present, but surely
things haven't got that bad? The Independent P14"