Quote Originally Posted by Tussockface View Post
I nearly asked several lady runners if they were Mountain Goatess, but decided I wouldn't risk getting slapped. MG, please can you find some way of identifying yourself next time? A self-adhesive beard or set of horns would be sufficient, or Walshes with a cloven hoof outsole.
I'll get some horns then. There's no way I'd suit a beard...IS THERE DEEJAY???!!!