Quote Originally Posted by Enid Gumby View Post
I agree - I think they way to do it would be to restrict entries to those who can do under 2:30 which is ample time to get up and down the thing.
Great idea just think of all those fat lying bast***s who line up for the London Marathon every year and start in the sub 3hr 30 enclosure, we could be like them! As well as having qualifying races before we can enter, maybe we ought to ban first timers or make them take a lie detector test that they can beat 2hrs 30 even if theyve broken their leg on the way down. Lets put an age limit on as well. We don't want the Ben cluttered up with all these old slow far*s! Better still its a Scottish race lets restrict it to Scotsman and ginger hairy ones at that!