Bucket, in no way "anti", just trying to be original! With such a low key, casual " ain't interested in actually getting into the BG club" attitude (which I quite admire ), why do the actual BG? Why not devise a round of your own that has similar figures to the BG and just bumble your way round it at a pace that suits you? Take time-out to smell the flowers, listen to the birds singing and liesurely drink sweet fresh water from the tumbling becks.