Today's Wildlife Encounter

[molehill]

at £4 a mole 'oo gives a shite

that includes flattenin the mole'ills...I luv kickin mole'ills over.

If some of my relations are worth 4 quid a shot, come on down to Wales and I can put you onto some business (50:50 shares eh?), clear out some of those old aunties of mine. Then you can kick their houses down with your steel toecap Walshes.