Originally Posted by Joliver Jim Shall I have another drink or go to bed? another drink it's yer burfday
Originally Posted by merrylegs Evening all, hey Stu, who's the fat, bald, knackered pony in your Avatar not sure been waiting to see if you could tell me
Saints, don't look behind you! mmmmm birthday cake
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim It's my birthday. Why have you nothing left? Go to the offy or I might take a huff. I've drunk it all, you didn't turn up until 10 minutes ago, I started celebrating at 9pm!
Originally Posted by Saints Lad not sure been waiting to see if you could tell me He's been stalking me, keep seeing him in shop windows and mirrors, looks dodgy, probably an illegal immigrant
Originally Posted by dominion I've drunk it all, you didn't turn up until 10 minutes ago, I started celebrating at 9pm! That is so not an excuse. My birthday didn't start until 12pm.
Originally Posted by merrylegs He's been stalking me, keep seeing him in shop windows and mirrors, looks dodgy, probably an illegal immigrant been haunting me for nearly a week now
Originally Posted by harrymoon mmmmm birthday cake There's half of it left on the kitchen table if anyone fancies popping around.
Originally Posted by Saints Lad been haunting me for nearly a week now Bet i could beat him in a fell race, he eats too many pies
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim There's half of it left on the kitchen table if anyone fancies popping around. Only if you've got proper beer as well.
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