NEVER EVER will you have cause to mention VPL in connection with Lola.
I do not wear cheap, nasty, elasticated drawers and my 'behind' has experienced so much 'up ing and down ing' it is as tight as.... a tight pert thing.
Shame on you, I'm seriously re considering our arrangement (I know thats a split infinitive but this is serious) but the hairdresser is already booked! This is going to cost.