The Masters Lounge

[emmilou]

Hmmmmmm - While the cats away eh???

Apart from the bloody mess in here - biscuit crumbs all over the place I step in to find this little lot....

I've got something in my trousers for you if you want it??

Can't believe I missed this....or maybe then again

i think she wants something that doesnt go bang after 5 seconds mate

And i make the most gorgeous chocolate cake ever...

Now of course the deal is you have to sort out a recce and bring said cake for testing....no idle threats in here please!

Careful, Emmilou's the chief cake baker around here! (Not that I've actually tried any!)

That's because you decided you couldn't be arsed getting out of bed and driving to Pendle....what a treat you missed

.....I was about to say the same! And likewise I've never had any of her legendary cake either

Haven't you??? I may appear at the Stoop bearing Sponge???

Can I just say that Emmi's cake is the dog's bollocks........ in the nicest possible sense

Why thankyou Stolly - extra large slice for you x