Right...Mavis while they're not looking, push in to the bar, flash your boobies at them, they're never know we are not members...
"GATE CRASHERS ALERT!!! GATE CRASHERS ALERT shouts out the DJ!"
Noticing around the room, all in full kit, not one in sexy hot pants and sparkly boob tubes!
Anyhow hows it going everyone, i have flu, since getting very cold on Sunday, so what you got on the bar for me?
I need some TLC...feel ever so sorry for me self!
Ahhh that's better, emmi's out on the town, i'm being good for a change and staying in, think i'll settle into her chair and have a quiet Strongbow
Wakes up still in emmi's chair, bloody alarm didn't go off, has a quick tidy up, makes sure he's left no traces, emmi's gonna have a thick head this morning and if she finds out i've been here all night, she'll give me a thick head too. Bloody mad friday, even when i stay in i do summat daft and get into bother
it's ok - I need a nice warm chair to curl up on and will someone shut those bloomin blinds!!Originally Posted by merrylegs
Wakes up still in emmi's chair, bloody alarm didn't go off, has a quick tidy up, makes sure he's left no traces, emmi's gonna have a thick head this morning and if she finds out i've been here all night, she'll give me a thick head too. Bloody mad friday, even when i stay in i do summat daft and get into bother
*rummages about for paraceatamol*
Bang Clatter Bang
Morning Em!
Looks like i got off lightly
Looks like i got off lightly
yeah she sat on ya!!
yeah she sat on ya!!
What's everyone having? It's my round.. No really it is.... I'll be in my usual spot, pop by on your way past..
<jumps on bike and cycles to real pub...
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