Good Gad Dom!
First time I come in here and the place is full'o'riff-raff
Where's the bally bouncers got to then old bean...?
Poor show Dom, jolly poor show. How the hell is a chap supposed to do some serious thinking with all these goings on...? We'll be letting them damn suffragetyertitties in here soon...

...hmmm...
Right, wher's the bar. And it better be bally good.
Barman...!