Quote Originally Posted by Stick View Post
Good Gad Dom!

First time I come in here and the place is full'o'riff-raff

Where's the bally bouncers got to then old bean...?

Poor show Dom, jolly poor show. How the hell is a chap supposed to do some serious thinking with all these goings on...? We'll be letting them damn suffragetyertitties in here soon... ...hmmm...

Right, wher's the bar. And it better be bally good.

Barman...!
Excuse me sir!!! BUT er we have reserved a corner for you in the norty room! please pick up your dummy and go sit in the corner, norty man!!!

Or!! we shall shout for your wife to come and get you!!!