Fell Ponies??

[marshmallow]

The secrecy and mystery surrounding this club is starting to scare me now.

[FellMonster]

I didn't realise we were secret or mysterious...Nero would have banned us in AD64.....actually, come to think of it, there are plenty of Modern day Nero's around on these forums......

[marshmallow]

actually, come to think of it, there are plenty of Modern day Nero's around on these forums......

I don't think so. It's all in your mind.

[Tussockface]

The secrecy and mystery surrounding this club is starting to scare me now.

I fear you mistake lunacy for for secrecy and inconsequentiality for mystery.

But you're right to be scared. See a group of us together and you could be forgiven for thinking you were at an audition for 'Britain's Got More Talent'. Yes, that weird.

[The Master]

I don't think so. It's all in your mind.

I can confirm there is nothing in his mind apart from sugar and Sodium Benzoate

[FellMonster]

I can confirm there is nothing in his mind apart from sugar and Sodium Benzoate

The secrets of the workings of my twisted mind remain a mystery to even you Master

[The Master]

The secrets of the workings of my twisted mind remain a mystery to even you Master

Count Titular

[FellMonster]

Count Titular

Clearly sir you would like to count my titulars and perhaps even fondle them, but I will not stand for it sir.......seated will be much more acquiescent

[Hanneke]

The secrecy and mystery surrounding this club is starting to scare me now.

Don't be afraid, it is NOT a club

[Hanneke]

Evening Master...

Hello babyface