Poor Fellgazelle
is steamin n full o' hell
Cos Merry cracked a twit
N Bother whacked a tit
A bitter fun does Nee harm
Send young Tom t the funny farm
Ah think he's canny n very funny
He keeps asking Merry for some money
Nee chance there, has it stashed in his hair.
Off to abuse another thread as
Tom's probably tucked up in bed
Whats a shtwit?