Quiet Around Here

[stevefoster]

Ah that explains it

Me and you must be immume to it
If it were cow flu, would we be immoooooone

[OneHillWonder]

I sneezed 3 times yesterday though merry

Please don't tell me cow flu is next cows are better than pigs though

[XRunner]

If it was chicken flue, you would be cheep

If it was wine flue you would all be drunk by now!

[OneHillWonder]

I like the idea of wine flu

Or do I?

Maybe wine flu is what you suffer from AFTER a night on the wine

[Derby Tup]

Anyone got swine flu or know anyone who has it
?

[OneHillWonder]

I know lots of people who "might" have it and are off work for 7 days just in case

NHS Direct "Have you sneezed more than once in the last 24 hours?"
Ill person "yes"
NHS Direct "the you probably have swine flu - stay at home til you are fully recovered and get a well friend to come and fetch you swine flu tablets!"

[Al Fowler]

Anyone got swine flu or know anyone who has it
?

Two department bosses at my sainsburys have it.

[Derby Tup]

Thinking of having a beer. Is it a bit early?

[Ady In Accy]

Thinking of having a beer. Is it a bit early?

I'm on the wine so beer should be fine DT.

[Derby Tup]

I'm on the wine so beer should be fine DT.

Enjoying a Hoegaarden. Barely counts as booze at 4.9%