I sneezed 3 times yesterday though merry
Please don't tell me cow flu is nextcows are better than pigs though
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If it was chicken flue, you would be cheep
If it was wine flue you would all be drunk by now!
I like the idea of wine flu
Or do I?
Maybe wine flu is what you suffer from AFTER a night on the wine![]()
Anyone got swine flu or know anyone who has it
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Poacher turned game-keeper
I know lots of people who "might" have it and are off work for 7 days just in case
NHS Direct "Have you sneezed more than once in the last 24 hours?"
Ill person "yes"
NHS Direct "the you probably have swine flu - stay at home til you are fully recovered and get a well friend to come and fetch you swine flu tablets!"![]()
Thinking of having a beer. Is it a bit early?![]()
Poacher turned game-keeper