Fell Ponies??

[stevefoster]

A Fell Pony on the Pete Bland Homepage
http://www.peteblandsports.co.uk/
Always solidly at the back of the field my RRRRse

[Deejay]

A Fell Pony on the Pete Bland Homepage
http://www.peteblandsports.co.uk/
Always solidly at the back of the field my RRRRse

Ian Pudge from Clitheroe was the recent winner of our FRA Competition, with the correct answer of Pete Bland.

How did he manage that? Was the question something like, "Which of the following owns a Sports Shop?" is it?
a. Peter Bland,
b. Peter Cushing
c. Peter Pan
d. Peter Rabbit

[Pudgy]

Yep. And it even had a picture!

I am now a sponsored athlete! You may call me sir

[stevefoster]

Yep. And it even had a picture!

I am now a sponsored athlete! You may call me sir

Excellent, you may call me ballbag, Sir

[Pudgy]

I already do BB!

Oh pop into the White Bull in Gisburn. They have a poster "Merrylegs: 1s5d to mount a mare, 5d a groom. Now touring Skipton and Barnoldswick"

Apparently you have a bit of pedigree!

[stevefoster]

Thanks Chum!

[Deejay]

I already do BB!

Oh pop into the White Bull in Gisburn. They have a poster "Merrylegs: 1s5d to mount a mare, 5d a groom. Now touring Skipton and Barnoldswick"

Apparently you have a bit of pedigree!

??? Is that 5d to MOUNT a groom?

[XRunner]

Here is a recent picture of Merrylegs

My name is Merrylegs: I am very handsome, I carry the young ladies on my back, and sometimes I take our mistress out in the low chair...

Fell Pony is the name given to adult men and women who wish to be a fell pony and to run on the fells.

[FellMonster]

Here is a recent picture of Merrylegs

Nice mask ML.

Yep. And it even had a picture!

I am now a sponsored athlete! You may call me sir

I'm very jealous Sir Pudge of Bland.....I hope you feel obligated to remain off yer arse and do some running.....UP THE PONIES

[XRunner]

Merrylegs also writes answers to an agony column.

Here is a typical question.

Second Chance

Dear Merrylegs,
I am a fell pony whose little girl has grown out of. Her parents tried to find another little girl for me to live with, but those people turned out to be mean and my girl's parents brought me right back home. Now I have to take medicine for the rest of my life because of those mean people. My problem is, the new Master. He is very bossy just because he is the big fell pony. I am not very strong anymore and I was never big, so I can't really beat him up. I know my people love me, but what can I do about that bossy Master? Signed ~

How should Merrylegs reply? (No cheating by looking it up!)