Page 757 of 1049 FirstFirst ... 257657707747755756757758759767807857 ... LastLast
Results 7,561 to 7,570 of 10486

Thread: Fell Ponies??

  1. #7561
    Master
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    LEEDS
    Posts
    6,045

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by Hanneke View Post
    Yes! I have a shotgun licence as well as a whole array of crops and whips... mind you my gun ( a lovely Beretta) is in the gun cabinet in my ex husband's house... as I haven't got the right house for a gun cabinet...
    i certainly wont be robbing your house for fear of being caught

  2. #7562
    Orange Pony
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    In the Black Mountains...
    Posts
    6,326

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTom View Post
    i certainly wont be robbing your house for fear of being caught
    You'd have to try and get past the chainsaw and axe first... and I bet you won't have many limbs left after that

  3. #7563
    Master
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    LEEDS
    Posts
    6,045

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by Hanneke View Post
    You'd have to try and get past the chainsaw and axe first... and I bet you won't have many limbs left after that
    Hanneke the Horror movie. Coming to a cinema near you. Speaking of code of conduct if any young kids read about you they will have nightmares

  4. #7564

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    Haven't you given him instruction yet??? He's way behind times.
    I see you are both trying to fit in with the youth of today, where's your sense of history? Martha and Rose? Tsk....

  5. #7565
    Master
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    LEEDS
    Posts
    6,045

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Ive changed to the best of all doctor who related things

  6. #7566
    FellMonster
    Guest

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by The Master View Post
    I see you are both trying to fit in with the youth of today, where's your sense of history? Martha and Rose? Tsk....
    The youth today feel a natural affinity with me, you tit. i don't have to try to fit in. Besides, I was sure you'd have plumped for your beloved Martha. When you didnt, she called me (feeling all upset) and asked me to choose her. She said she knew she could count on me. A hero.....again it seems

  7. #7567
    FellMonster
    Guest

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by Hanneke View Post
    Yes! I have a shotgun licence as well as a whole array of crops and whips... mind you my gun ( a lovely Beretta) is in the gun cabinet in my ex husband's house... as I haven't got the right house for a gun cabinet...
    Quote Originally Posted by dominion View Post
    FM... Be afraid... Are you aware of her equestrian past?? Crops, spurs and much worse....
    Quote Originally Posted by Hanneke View Post
    I shall give YOU the lashes

    I have already prepared myself... got all the tools ready
    GULPS .....

  8. #7568

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by FellMonster View Post
    The youth today feel a natural affinity with me, you tit. i don't have to try to fit in. Besides, I was sure you'd have plumped for your beloved Martha. When you didnt, she called me (feeling all upset) and asked me to choose her. She said she knew she could count on me. A hero.....again it seems
    Martha is all chin....though i do admire her in jeans. She cannot compete with Peri when it comes to screaming and running away from slimy monsters...

  9. #7569
    FellMonster
    Guest

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by The Master View Post
    Martha is all chin....though i do admire her in jeans. She cannot compete with Peri when it comes to screaming and running away from slimy monsters...
    She'd certainly run away from your slimey monster, though likely find mine altogether more appealing!

  10. #7570
    Grandmaster +
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Ripponden
    Posts
    17,182

    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by FellMonster View Post
    She'd certainly run away from your slimey monster, though likely find mine altogether more appealing!
    Until she saw mine sir

Similar Threads

  1. Real Life Fell Ponies...
    By Datt in forum General chat!
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 01-10-2009, 12:45 AM
  2. fell ponies running club
    By stumpysmith in forum General chat!
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 06-06-2008, 06:53 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •