Quote Originally Posted by FellMonster View Post
Twasn't Disco Stan or Cantona was it perchance?

A good friend of mine claimed that he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps at an local beauty spot in my homeland.....the couple had no shame and continued

I once nearly got frisky on the hills with my wife but a sense of indecency got the hold of me and we just took pictures sitting on the stile.
It was a brunette actually jealous boy, looked a bit like your missus