Today's courgettes

[Stef F]

I doubt that she has, widdling on veg plants is very much a man's chore. Women don't have the facility to aim or spray correctly, and trying to do that ridiculous 'squatting thing' over a courgette plant or in the middle of a runner bean row, is far too undignified for most of them to even contemplate.

Ah but she could with a she wee

I was given a spaghetti squash, a butternut squash and a large beetroot by a work colleague - would he have widdled on those?

Is that why Emmi's courgettes died? Lack of widdling?