The Mug Shot sounds like a candidate.

I found that I simply could not face porridge yesterday morning on the RAB. I set off having had no breakfast - not something I would normally do as Splatcher knows.

I think I will take either cous cous or noodles for the OMM Sun morning breakfast.

Maybe - gulp - I have simply got fed up of porridge.

Still not convinced about the dodgy custard pies though.